This is just hilarious:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2986459.stm
“Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf is attempting to surrender to US forces …., but …. the Americans have refused to arrest Mr Sahhaf”
He is starting to remind me of the foul tempered bus driver from Southpark, Mrs.Crabtree, who becomes a star because of her “act”.