White Egg Yolk

Attempted to eat my first boiled egg here yesterday, but gave up halfway through. Firstly it was only slightly larger than some people’s brains. Secondly, the yolk was white.

And finally, it tasted like it had just come out of a nuclear test site. It was either laid by a dwarf albino chicken or they’ve figured out how to create eggs from depleted uranium. This delicacy is only available in my area so I hope to eat real eggs tomorrow.

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