Thanks to Zaki from Orkut for these funny answers (in English) to the verses of a famous Hindi love song. I’ve added the (attempted) translation of the original for the benefit of those that don’t understand Urdu/Hindi.
- “Kyon chalti hai pawan“ (why does the wind blow)
- because of evaporation.
- “Kyon jhoome hai gagan“ (why does the environment(?) swing)
- because of Earth’s revolution.
- “Kyon machalta hai mann“ (why does one feel excited)
- because of excessive respiration.
- “naa tum jaano naa hum“ (you don’t know, neither do I)
- But i have given all the reasons.
- “kyon aati hai bahaar“ (why does spring arrive)
- because of change in seasons.
- “kyon lutta hai karar““ (why has peacefulness been lost)
- because of mental tension.
- “naa tum jaano naa hum“ (you don’t know, neither do I)
- Like i have said these are all science phenomenon.
- “Kyon gum hai har disha“ (why is disha(?) lost)
- because you have poor sense of direction.
- “Kyon hota hai nasha“ (why do you get high)
- because of drug addiction